Basic Accounting, Financial Accounting, Advanced Financial Accounting, Cost Accounting, Management Accounting, Taxation.
These are all subject that teach accounting, but they dont teach you how to take into account of LOVE
They dont teach you how to debt or credit LOVE. They dont teach you how to make journal entries for the memorable moment you've had with him or her. They dont tell you how to balance your balance sheet with your lover. They are all fail subjects in accounting.
BUT if you take my hand, i will make you the capital of my love. As much as you credit my love, i'll return an equal amount. I promise you after trial and errors, our balance sheet will work out just fine and we will close the account so that we can seal the deal.
CARE TO INVEST IN ME? :)